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Hermes cargo run planner

A Hermes cargo planner and SCU calculator — split contracts into real 1 to 32 SCU boxes, auto-pack them onto the ship's 288 SCU locked grid with true 2-layer stacking, and manage multi-stop, multi-leg missions

Optimise Route works as a hauling route planner, clustering your stops by planet and re-packing your cargo so whatever you need to unload first loads in last — a solid planning aid, not measured real distances, so reorder by your own map knowledge if something looks off

Add a mission

Some contracts have more than one pickup and/or drop-off. Add the first leg as a new mission, then add any further legs to that same mission here.

Cargo grid

Click and drag a box directly on the grid to move it. The preview turns green when the drop is valid and red when it would overlap another box — release to drop, or release over an invalid spot to cancel. Boxes taller than 1 layer (dark shade) span both layers; a lighter inset box means it's sitting on top of another box in the same tile. The number on each box is its stop number on the route.

Missions

Route steps

Mission summary

Notes & tips

  • Complete all pickups on a planet before moving on where possible
  • Stops are ordered by a planet-clustering heuristic, not measured real distances
  • Pickup always happens before its matching delivery in the order above
  • Check off a delivery once it's dropped — it's removed from the cargo grid automatically
  • Double-check current armistice zones and active events in-game before flying

About this tool

This is a personal, fan-made Hermes cargo planner and SCU calculator, built for planning multi-stop hauling runs around Stanton. It's not affiliated with Cloud Imperium Games or Roberts Space Industries in any way — just a tool built by a player, for players.

The cargo grid is modeled on the Hermes's real locked capacity — 288 SCU across two sides — using actual 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 24, and 32 SCU box sizes with real 2-layer stacking, plus a loose cargo margin for anything that doesn't fit the locked grid. Missions can have multiple pickup and drop-off legs, and auto-packing loads cargo so whatever you need to unload first ends up easiest to reach. Route ordering comes from a dependency-aware planet-clustering heuristic — there's no live "official" Stanton distance API, so this is a solid hauling route planner rather than a guaranteed-shortest route. You can also switch to a 3D view to see exactly how everything stacks.

Scav Run Loot Route Optimiser

Customs scav run planner — pick your scav spawn, tell it what you're after, and it suggests a loot route through real Customs container data, weighted around boss risk zones, ending at a scav-accessible extract.

Beta, Customs only. Route suggestions are a planning aid based on straight-line container proximity, not real pathing around walls/terrain — and the container-to-loot-category mapping is a best estimate from general item knowledge, not exact per-item drop tables. Map data sourced live from tarkov.dev's open community API.

Plan your run

1. Choose your scav spawn (click a point on the map)

No spawn selected yet.

2. Choose your extract

3. What are you looking for?

Route steps

Pick a spawn, an extract, and at least one loot category, then Plan Route.

Customs

Map by Shebuka / tarkov-dev-svg-maps (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0), the same open project behind tarkov.dev. Spawn/route/loot markers are ours, positioned from live tarkov.dev coordinate data — alignment is close but approximate, not pixel-exact. Scroll/pinch to zoom, drag to pan.

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KORD BREACH Modifier Builder

Pick your Positive and Negative modifiers and track your point balance as you go. Global Modifiers apply to everyone this season, shown below for reference.

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PC Builder

Interactive 3D visualizer for my actual PC build — install/remove parts and plug in cables directly in the scene.

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Drag to orbit, scroll to zoom, right-drag to pan. Click a header marker or a cable connector for details.

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Click a cable connector, then click a header to plug it in. Click a connected connector again to unplug.

About Joeface

JoefaceGG streams Star Citizen and Escape from Tarkov, and builds tools like this one — live, on stream — for the games he plays and covers. This site is where those tools live.

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